Guys, does you significant other big you constantly to redo the house?  To go spend hours looking at new furniture for the house? Well here at Yakuza, we have the answer for you.


First in our range is what we call the "Significant Other Stand."  If you're always wondering where she is, or if you just wish she's sit her ass down and let you watch the game, the simply tell her to pop her head through the Significant other" stand and lock it with the padlocks supplied.  Now you know just where she is, and she's guaranteed to be quiet.  Comes complete with the "Little master" leather riding crop, in case you need to remind her bare ass who's in charge.  Or slide the optional "tiptoe blocks" under her heels and encourage your lady to stand high on her toes and show those lovely legs off properly.

Girls, if he's always off out with the guys, find the "Man-Perch" version of the Significant Other Stand in the female section of the catalogue.

Is your pretty lady always dieting, but constantly failing to resist those lovely snack treats.  With the "Slimmer Girl" furniture, she will always resist temptation.  Position your restrained lovely appropriately, and her back and ass can be used to store useful items.  Nowhere to put your beer when the game is on?  Simply pop the girlfriend into her "Slimmer Girl" and hey presto, a flat surface to store the beers.  Available now from Yakuza.  Also available for men as the "chubby boy" in the male section.

Ever heard of a Cat Cradle?  Well this is the Girls Cradle.  Made out of strong timbers and fastened with quality padlocks, the Cradle is the answer if your lady is always wandering off, texting on her cellphone or just not showering you with the attention you deserve.  Secured in her cradle, she will have no choice but to listen to your stories about the war, or sports...or indeed anything.      

Coming soon - The serving pillory.  A delightful gift for the significant other in your life.  Simply secure her head and wrists in the wood out of the way, and the included waist tray can be filled with anything you desire.  Perfect for those nights in with the guys.