The Ballad of Bobbie-May

 

Life of Lol: The Ballad of Bobbie-May.  Coming soon.

 

 

Oh listen to the ballad of Bobbie May
She married an ornery fella
He beat her black and he beat her blue
Cos he were nothin but yeller

 

But Bobbie-May Moses was a loyal one
And she were a real good wife
Till one day she killed him with a ten pound hammer
And now she's doin twenty to life

 

So treat your woman good as gold
Don't let her go to waste
She might just go and get that hammer
And smash your skull to paste.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Lord knows who the hell keeps putting them young uns in Bobbie-May's belly, but it sure in hell ain't me" - Jebediah Moses, Bobbie-May's fourth husband

 

 

 

 

 

Curly.

 

They hid the world, you see.  When they came to destroy it, the ones who'd built it hid it.  Only the one known as P16, or "Pig" knew where it was hidden.  Pig's best friend Curly had it.  She had the world safe.  It was in her bloodstream, hidden by the red and the white blood cells, secreted there for wwhen it was safe to come out.  Curly would take care of it. 

All characters and concepts copyright Andrew.R.Birch 2017
The Ballad of Bobbie-May-Moses is copyright Andrew R Birch 2012-2017